Knights bats wake up to support a great first start of the year by Taylor who goes 5 strong, allowing just 1 earned run before giving way to Cowan who shuts the door in his team debut throwing the last 2 in a 15-3 win.  3 Knights have 3 ribeye days in Conrad, Grant, and Boulding.  Extra base hits from Grant and Boulding who each hit 3 baggers and Sawyer "Soy Sauce" Ezzell who rockets a double to the left field wall.  Donaghey has a perfect 3-3 day with 3 runs scored and Taylor has a perfect 0-0 day 3 walks and takes one for the team while scoring twice and swiping a base.

Weedstool review

Strain: #holyfuckwhatdidismoke

Device: 3 foot Bong

Post Game Snack: Mike Sells Green Onion Potati Chips

This dativa strain was defined as "creeper weed" as the effects slowly kicked in before taking hold after about 20 minutes.  As we each started to take bigger and bigger handfuls of the salty famous Cincinnati snack chips, we all discussed the controversial last episode of the HBO hit series "The Sopranos".  It was decided after much deliberation that Meadow Soprano was indeed a 10...and Tony was shot.

next game Wednesday vs the Chiefs.

Glorious Leader Kim Scott Un made his first Dash of the Day, and he was thrilled to rise to the D, with an early morning fish and shrimp basket run at the last great grease net, Captain D’s in Roselawn.

As he devoured his rightful share of hush puppies from the bag, Glorious Leader tuned into the GameChanger and was immediately infuriated by Inglorious Leader Kim Jong Bombs going AWOL. Fear not, for Glorious Leader had already assumed his successor’s ineptitude, embedding his Minister of Propaganda at the fields of capitalistic rhetoric erected by Procter and God. 

The enemy targets were beyond the braggadocious walls emblazoned with the logos of capitalism’s finest manufacturer of diapers. Rogue Cowboy led the attack along with the Minister of Propaganda, however, the billows of cannabis smoke and returning mortar from beyond the perimeter blew back at his efforts. In a last ditch effort, Cowboy's last bomb attempt slammed one of the Knights Who Say Ni into the wall of consumption.

As part of the master plan that is adult baseball in May, Glorious Leader Kim Scott Un was able to wipe away the Grizzle and tartar sauce. His torpedo onslaught directed straight at the gloves of the Knights Who Say Ni had done its part. After collecting his $3 tip on $15 from the Medieval Menaces blasting mortars on a Sunday morning, he moves on, knowing that his plan for CABL domination is in moving into place.