Resumed from June where we trailed 6-2 in the B3. Brew Crew added one more run in the 3rd to make it 7-2. Upon resuming the offense did nothing.

Schunk - 2-run HR. 

Dep 2-3,2B

5 no-hit innings from Miller in relief.

Glorious Leader halted his weather balloon en route from Pyongyang from hitting St. Bernard,  in order to let his onslaught commence against the lowly Bulls.

He decided to wait at Wiedemann’s Brewery for his next dash, as he waited for the attack of his BrewCrew. 

He wiped the grizzly and au jus from his glorious French dip and nodded in approval as he saw that his InGlorious Leader Kim Jong Bombs was slaying the lowly Bulls. Miscommunication from Pyongyang and the weather balloon led to the rains firing down during the BrewCrew onslaught, and the attack was halted.

Glorious Leader left a $6 tip on a $2 dollar shot of well whiskey, and left his tab open to watch his BrewCrew continue its attack in the bottom of the 3rd inning, with Kim Jong Bombs on 3rd and 1 out.

***38TH PARALELL UPDATE****

In an unprecedented showing of mercy, InGlorious Leader Kim Jong Bombs called upon his Minister of Strategies to offer two additional innings to the Brew Crew's imminent sacrifice on the path to CABL dominance, making this a 9 inning showing of dominance vs. the originally scheduled showing of seven.

The Cows with Horns gladly accepted InGlorious Leader's offering of two extra innings to try and shovel themselves out of the grave that was already dug during the Koreanesque rains of that glorious Wednesday that was cut short back in June.

Because why the hell not? Why play four innings to suffice to the medling of Chuck Ingram's understudy, as he worries about the seedings of a league of boys among men? If Glorious Leader pays the capitalists money for innings, he demands each and every one to be played.

InGlorious Leader Kim Jong Bombs gladly took to this challenge of two extra rounds of lowly Cows with Horns, as he continued his dominate glove on their udderly dribbles up the middle.

Glorious Leader offered the Cows with Horns a tenth inning, but they declined further suffering. Gloroius Leader gladly took his $7 tip on the $3 bill for his dash of celery and ranch from B-Dubs around the corner, as he moves on to the next campaign towards CABL dominance.

****38TH PARALLEL UPDATED UPDATE*****

After further review, the Minister of Progaganda scoffs at the current strain of fallacies. Nobody does it better than Glorious Leader, so these lies have been taken as a compliment. No propaganda is necessary to tell the people that imitation is the greatest form of flattery.

So the REAL news out of Pyongyang refutes the lies of the last two weeks from both the Spuds and the Cows with Horns. InGlorious Leader Kim Jong Bombs never surrendered a home run to the Cows with Horns, nor did the Glorious Brew Crew go down without a hit to the lowly Spuds.